📼 Weekly Mixtape #3

Welcome to volume 3 of your weekly mixtape. 📼 

If you were born in the 80s/90s you will enjoy the small touch of American pie I have added to this episode. To get in the mood have s*x with bake an apple pie and put on this tune:

To all you other one’s out there - put on Netflix and reminiscence about your teenage years 🍻 Or tune in next week 👋 

🦉 Let’s get started with some weekly wisdom

“I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated S*x Robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.”
Chuck Sherman aka the Sherminator

👋 What’s up world

• 🇫🇮 Happy, happy Finland: Finland remains the happiest country in the world (again)!! With the first 4 countries being in Scandinavia, maybe the dark winters aren’t that bad after all. Or drinking really does help your mood. Germany is coming in with a strong 24th place and the country of Sherminator only placing one higher. Maybe he still needs to work on his pickup lines… 🤷‍♂️ (Report)

• 🔬 Nerd alert: 17 questions that researchers haven’t solved yet. For example: ‘Where does the moon come from?’ Well space… Or ‘What’s the secret to a great romantic relationship?’ Always say you are sorry, boys! That has been easy. 🧠 If you are interest in solving the remaining 15, here you go.

🤑 How to get rich or die trying

• 🐕️ Crypto’s: No Bitcoin today, I promise!

• 📉 Down down down: Tesla is the most shorted stock in the US. To be fair, TSLA is down 31.4% YTD. Poor Elon, he is currently only ranked the 3rd richest person in the world. Right behind the owners of LVMH and ‘my name is Jeff’ from amazon. Coincidentally, the most shorted stock in Europe is luxury group LVMH (up 14.6% YTD). I can’t wrap my head around that. They bought Birkenstock. How can anyone bet against them?! And Asia? It is Toyota (up 42.5% YTD).

  

• 📱 Telegram: Telegram has 900m users and is making hundreds of millions off advertising which should lead to the holy land of profitability in 2025. Apparently there are more weirdos out there buying survival kits than you know… BTW: Tell your weird uncle that he can stop inviting you to his weird telegram groups talking about how Hillary Clinton is running a child sex ring out of a pizza shop… Did anyone say pizza?! 🍕 

• 💰️ Seize does matter: Sorry boys. Just look at that enormous American Pie and their Sherminator magnificent seven. As uncle Warren said: ‘Never bet against the US economy’.

  

  The World’s Biggest Stock Markets, by Country

🍏 Steve Job’s diary

• 🤖 Figure01 x OpenAI: If you’re already astonished how sophisticated the Sherminator is, watch out for Figure01… Quite impressive what he/she/it is capable off. Next week: see how it picks up my dirty laundry and manages my Outlook inbox. Thaaaaanks! 🙏 

• 🤖 Welcome to the future: Watch how Neuralink’s first customer patient is using his brain implant to play chess. Quite impressive. I hope this implant won’t save everything he is thinking about during the day or night….

🏆 Yeaaaah buddy

• 🎾 Indian Well’s: Alcaraz & Swiatek won the Indian Well’s tennis tournament. Ok enough with results. Let’s talk about the really interesting things.

• ⚽️ Typical German part II: Following up last weeks trailer for the new jersey - here comes part II. Pretty cool. I like it + the jersey. Not as much as the green away jersey from 1996 though. Too bad this was not enough for adidas… After 77 years and winning 4 world cups & 3 euro cups with them men’s team and 2 world cups & 8! euro cups with the female’s team the German Football Association has decided to part ways by selecting Nike as their new outfitter starting ‘27. Apparently Nike offered more than double what adidas did. Money money money…

• 🐢 Money money money II: Talking about money means talking about Mbappé. Just think about earning €6M in a lifetime decade year month! Not to mention the €60M loyalty bonus he gets on top of that each season. Looking at the French leagues salary ranking: He is making the same amount per month the next 6 players are combined. Life in Paris must be bien…

• 🤑 Money money money III: In case you were wondering, who the 50 highest-paid athletes of all times are. No, Mbappé is not on the list (yet). But he is only 25 years old… Short summary: 31 US athletes, 12 basketballer, 8 golfer, 20 athletes are still active and 1 woman. Who do you think is #1? 🥁 Yes, it’s Happy Gilmore Michael ‘Air’ Jordan.

💡 Get shit done

• 🧼 Wash your towels: How often should you wash your towels and bed sheets? Well, don’t ask that weird flat mate of yours that has never washed them… Wash your bed sheets every other week & your towels every other day. Why you ask? Why don’t you do your own reading?!

• 🟢 Keep your Teams status green: Well, there are some ways to make your boss think you are working while doing your laundry… Most effective: For Windows download the Caffeine app (great name), for mac download the Amphetamine app (even greater name). You are welcome!

🥧 American Pie & chill

Everyone has one. Their favorite American Pie movie & character. If your favorite character is Jim, I guess you should unsubscribe this newsletter… If it is Finch, see a therapist about where to do your business… If it’s Steve Stifler, you know the rule of 3 by heart and probably have a hot mum. Welcome to some nostalgia:

• 🥧 American Pie: How it all started & why it’s called American Pie… (IMDB 7.0)

• 🥧 American Pie II: Summer break in college and a house at the lake… (IMDB 6.4)

• 🥧 American Wedding (III): Getting married… (IMDB 6.3)

• 🥧 American Reunion (IV): Stiffler’s mum finally meets Jim’s dad 😍 (IMDB 6.7)

🍝 Mangiare, ciao ciao ciao

• 🥧 American Pie: Who does not like a proper apple pie?! Duh, what did you think?! Everyone knows to call their grandma for a proper recipe… 🧓 

🧘 The inner monk in me/you/us & something to calm it down #ooohmm

• 🥧 Trivia: You probably have guessed it by now… A nice little trivia quiz about American Pie. Good luck!!!

🎶 Rhythm of the week

• 🥧 Great movie, great bands, great music. Enjoy your Sunday!!

🥳 A Giphy a day keeps the doctor away!  

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